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| 8 Revolutionary Products - Only at Greenfeet | ||
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 Bio-degradable Wedding Rings
Finally, a wedding ring that lasts as long as your marriage - literally! Our revolutionary material senses your body's tension and the ring actually breaks down with anger and contempt! Your ring will begin to deteriorate at the same rate as your marriage. When the ring breaks, it's time to call it quits. Once the divorce is final, simply bury all wedding photos, marriage license and other reminders of life as a couple, along with your wedding rings. The patent-pending ingredient in the rings help fuel the biodegrading process turning the symbols of your lifetime commitment into organic matter. Note: Burying near vegetable gardens not recommended - may impart a bitter and/or sour flavor. |
 Solar Microwave
Save energy. Save money! Enjoy the benefits of solar technology. Simply hold the microwave solar panel toward the sun for 15 short minutes to enjoy 30 seconds of efficient cooking time. Added bonus! Weighing in at a hefty 15 lbs, you can burn a few calories while charging. We've even thrown in an exercise video to make the most of this amazing appliance. Winner of the 2009 Solar Gadget Award! Available in white or stainless steel. |
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 Tree Hugging Jacket
Are you hugging till it hurts? Introducing our new Tree Hugging Jacket! Made from recycled soda bottles, this all-weather jacket features scented insulation for warmth and recycled tire tread lining for the ultimate protection against bark roughness when holding on tight and climbing traction – perfect for those last-minute, upper branch sit-ins! The official Northern California Spotted Owl patch adorns the left shoulder and a large appliqué of a native tree is beautifully embroidered on the back of the jacket to allow for easy identification by loggers and law enforcement. Choose from Giant Redwood or Oak. Recycled metal handcuff grommets are conveniently located on each sleeve, making it easy to chain/handcuff oneself to any tree. Project injunctions filed separately. Bail not included.
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 Belly Button Lint Kit
Odds are you have a renewable material in your own house - belly button lint! This abundant source is most commonly found on middle aged men who wear undershirts. Simply gather, spin and knit (we suggest harvesting once a week). Tools and instructions included to create handmade treasures such as coin purses, potholders, even scarves. Start now and you can make holiday gifts for the whole family! Free booklet loaded with tips on collecting from unwilling/unsuspecting sources included. Not recommended for those with 'outies'.
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 Premium Recycled Air Balloon
Complete the Cycle!Reduce, Reuse, Recycle. Make an impact by turning otherwise discarded air into a festive party ornament. Each day 2,000,000,000 pounds of carbon is thoughtlessly exhaled into the atmosphere. You can take this unwanted respiratory discharge and transform it into a true celebratory icon while literally reducing your carbon footprint. Tape to streamers, drop from the ceiling, or simply balance on your nose. Show everyone that you can have fun and save the planet at the same time! Perfect for birthdays, office retreats, Earth Day celebrations and torturing the globophobes in your life. |
 Greenfeet Cricket Composter
Worms are so passé! Introducing the Greenfeet Cricket Composter. Made from durable, 100% recycled plastic, our composter holds over 1,000 crickets that produce rich, nutritious compost in 30 days or less. Features a tap drain to collect cricket compost tea - excellent for houseplants. Our Cricket Composter performs double duty as a white noise machine! Quiet during the day, your composter comes alive at night! Lull the kids to sleep with the thundering sound of a thousand happy crickets. It's a childhood memory they'll never forget.
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 PEU Nitrogen Rich Sunless Tanner
Don't expose yourself to the harmful rays of the sun all in the name of a gorgeous tan. Scientists have recently discovered a plentiful, nitrogen rich material that creates a smooth, bronzed color without the use of synthetic chemicals. It's Elephant Poo! Yep, now you can use the power of poo to get a rich, glowing tan without streaks or blotchy color!! PEU Elephant Poo Sunless Tanner is an organic, paraben-free formula that leaves a sexy, sun-kissed glow after only 8 hours on the skin. It's patented 'stay put' texture assures consistent, all-over color. Simply apply with a paint brush from head to toe and let dry. Once scraped and power hosed off, you'll have a tan that will have everyone talking. No need to pre-exfoliate! Your skin will be soft as a baby elephant's bum due to its organic bits of hay and leaves that flake off dead skin as it's applied. Will our sunless tanner make you more attractive? 500 flies can't be wrong! Convenient 20 lb jug. No synthetic fragrances - just a natural, herbal scent like nature intended. Fair Trade. Produced in Africa. |
 Electric Pet Cruiser
Too tired to play with your pets? Introducing the revolutionary Electric Pet Cruiser! This amazing device plugs in to any home outlet and charges in a few short hours. Give your animals the freedom they crave. With 5 pre-programmable routes, your pets can enjoy the great outdoors on their own - up to 10 miles on a single charge! Or, use the manual override for when you want to join your pets on your own personal people cruiser. Arrives fully equipped with an MP3 player loaded with your pet's favorite tunes such as "Hound Dog", "Who Let The Dogs Out", "Stray Cat Strut" and "Tom Cat" by the Rooftop singers. Smaller pets will enjoy the adjustable seat. The adjustable handlebars will ensure a perfect fit for small kitties or large Great Danes. Optional wide tread tires available for off-road environments such as dog parks. Paw friendly pouch for bones, play mice, water bowls, etc. Do not drive under the influence of catnip. |
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